Daily Dose of Distractions

wurnbo:

how to get out of bed

• wake up
• no
• go back to sleep

miss4n6tx:

I just got really jealous of a bird splashing in the standing water on the side of the road.

Yep, Texas summer is here.

howdoiputthisgently:

sodamnrelatable:

sheeranal:

THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT

nopestiel:

_{^{if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct}}

laugh-addict:

thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap

ryan-aniki:

Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.

darbesaurus:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told

I wonder which one would be longer…

forever-hyung:

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them

i do

trillow:

i’m coming last in the human race

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe 

30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t haha