I just got really jealous of a bird splashing in the standing water on the side of the road.
Yep, Texas summer is here.
THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT
if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
- everyday: i need new clothes
Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.
every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t haha